There are now NFL head coaches younger than me. PGP.

Violently sneezed at the urinal and pissed all over myself. PGP.

My first Tinder fling just got married. PGP.

Three day weekend, three days of rain, and I had a flat tire. Happy New Year to me. PGP.

I was going to quit drinking during the work week for my NY resolution but Clemson and Bama are in the National Championship. PGP.

Opened underwear from my deployed boyfriend that said “sexually deprived for your freedom” in front of my super conservative parents and grandparents. Merry Christmas. PGP.

Fuck it. I’m getting wine tonight. PGP.

I feel like all the girls I know made a pact to get married within the same year. PGP.

Parents and in-laws both going apeshit about which family events we attend and for how long during the holidays. Let’s call the whole thing off. PGP.

Saw my sister on Tinder. PGP.