Watching people make half my annual salary in 25 minutes on Jeopardy. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Credit score dropped again. PGP.

Spent my morning looking at houses on Zillow I’ll be able to afford in 20-30 years. PGP.

Feeling legitimately tired at 4:30pm on a Friday. PGP.

The biological clock is undefeated. PGP.

Due to last year’s multiple incidents, there will be a 2 drink limit at this year’s Christmas Party. PGP.

Pretending you were drunk when you were actually just a sober psycho. PGP.

The old women in the cubicle next to me is singing along with Christmas music and I’m super hungover. PGP.

Finally broke a 6 month dry spell. Woke up more sore than I’ve been in 6 months. PGP.