29 hours till Happy Hour. 88 hours till Game of Thrones. 3055 hours till College Football. PGP.

Your boss casually pranking you in the airport by placing a gun shaped turbo lighter and Japanese adult mags in your carry-on bag while you’re away to get coffee for him. Be ware of Asian bosses.

Really not knowing how to socialize with babies and always ending up being the weird one petting their heads

“My youngest son is right around your age”. PGP

I am more competitive in spring softball than in my job search.

Requested PTO to take off last Friday. Manager approved it this morning.

Coming back to a voicemail after your morning dump. PGP.

Excited for summer. Because traffic will be lighter. PGP.