My boss sneeze-sharted during my performance review today. PGP.

My colleague just excitedly told me she has exactly 16 days and 2.25 hours left at this company. PGP.

I threatened a group of teenagers that I would get them kicked out of the movie, if they didn’t be quiet. PGP.

I’m a morning person. PGP.

Mom and Dad sent me as the “family rep” to Easter dinner because they didn’t want to go. PGP.

I have such a laissez faire approach to applying to jobs that I’m sure somewhere a recruiter hates me. PGP