Not telling people I still have a perfect bracket in fear of being “that guy.”

I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

Just got my first work wife. She just put in her two-weeks. PGP.

“Well… Yes and no.” PGP.

Being caught on Tinder is worse than being caught texting. PGP.

“Can you believe Ben didn’t pick Jojo?” PGP.

People are literally sleeping in the office tonight because of the deadline.

My highlight this last weekend was buying a new bed frame and bed from IKEA. PGP.

My boss called at 10:00 last night to tell me about his upcoming flight changes then ended with ” I always appreciate your positive attitude.”

I got way too excited when I found out my new job has a parking garage. PGP