A tinder match just started the conversation by asking me if I’m a registered voter. PGP.

3 hour meeting with no break and having to piss halfway through it. PGP

“It pays the bills.” PGP.

The pre-workout and adderal combo made me vomit and killed any chance of me going to the gym. PGP

Our office browsers’ homepages are defaulted to Bing. Who the fuck uses Bing?

Putting earphones in both ears hoping no one will talk to me today. PGP.

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.

Finding out that your excel challenged coworker broke all the links in your massive excel file at 7:54pm on Saturday, because the boss left you with an urgent request at 4:45 on Friday due by 8:30 Monday morning. PGP.