My manager viewed my LinkedIn profile 2 hours ago. PGP.

just found last weekend’s weed in my civ pro book in the law library. #postgradproblems

Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

Dual monitors to “increase employee productivity”… Except during March Madness. PGP.

Wifi access for employees and access to Pandora and Spotify was blocked overnight.

Rearranging my apps was the most productive thing I’ve done all day.

In order to get promoted at my office you have to accept a pay cut for 2 years.