Accidentally at a hipster farmers market and a man definitely just said he was on a parasite cleanse. PGP

Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”

My coworker is loudly playing music on Monday morning. It’s fucking Monday. PGP.

I got to sleep in til 6:30 today.

The dreaded warm toilet seat. PGP.

LeBron unfollowing his employer. PGP.

Getting rejection e-mails from companies you don’t remember applying to. PGP