I put in maybe 3 hours of real work everyday. During my 3 month review, my manager described me as “professional, attentive, and a quick worker.” PGPM?

The daily struggle between drinking or losing weight

Accidentally got my work wife fired. PGP

I’m the only person on my team without a marriage, house, or kids. PGP.

Quadruple bogied my quarterly sales review. Pgp.

HR absolutely did not appreciate me barging into mid-interview for interns and asking them “kill fuck marry.”

“I’m not sure what your question is.” PGP.

First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.