Summer needs to end so I can go to bed in the dark. PGP.

If I wake up feeling refreshed, it probably means I overslept. PGP.

Let’s just see who pops up on Match.com in the $150k+ income bracket. PGP.

A 23-year-old just won the World Cup for his country. All I’ve done for mine is pay taxes. PGP.

Engaging in an all day “thermostat battle” with an unknown coworker. PGP.

Lowering your desired salary with each passing interview. PGP.

It’s not a question of whether or not someone will yell at me today, it’s when. PGP.

My parents are planning a family vacation without me. PGP.