How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Looking for the cheapest thing on the registry. PGP.

I’m legitimately worried I won’t be able to afford a new gameday polo for this season. PGP.

I have no self control. PGP.

“Your request to increase your credit line has been denied.” PGP.

Praying MIPs don’t show up on background checks. PGP.

I’d rather be the worst player on the PGA tour every week, than the best employee in my department. PGP.