Waiting for PGP to post new columns on Monday morning. PGP.

The insanely difficult 5:30 decision between hitting the gym or bottle. PGP.

I tried to get a bank loan to consolidate my credit card debt. They just offered me another credit card. PGP.

The influx of PGPs that are posted during lunch breaks and right before office closing time. PGP.

Everyone thinks I’m the receptionist. PGP.

I started actually doing work around 3 today. I’m leaving at 4. PGP.

Blowing your weekly budget on a deductible at the pharmacy. PGP.

I actually have a lot of responsibility and very little oversight at my job. It’s terrifying. PGP.

The intern is more productive than I am. PGP.

Feeling better about “Nice work” coming from PGP than your own boss. PGP.