Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

Had a dream I was fired and got a huge severance package. Best dream ever. PGP.

Brooks Brothers taste on a JoS. A. Bank budget. PGP.

I actually enjoy reading. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

I already know what my girlfriend is making me do on Valentine’s Day next year. PGP.

My parents bought a bar. They still charge me for drinks. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Turning up the volume on your headphones ever so slightly when “Turn Down For What” comes on your Spotify. PGP.