Needing your tax refund to come as soon as possible. PGP.

Completed a 26.2 episode marathon. Special thanks to Netflix for believing in me. PGP.

Each day I relate more and more to Phil Dunphy. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

“Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your ass, Happy Hanukkah.” PGP.

White elephant gift exchange anxiety. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.