I reached the point of not giving a shit and told a past due customer I didn’t want to hear his shit and to just pay his bills. PGP
Puns are the only things that can make trips to Ikea enjoyable. That and swedish meatballs.
You either blackout a hero, or drink long enough to see yourself become the villian. PGP
I lost my favorite pen. In worse news, I have a favorite pen. PGP