Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

I’m not even pretending to work today. PGP.

I avoid websites I like at night so I can check them out on work time. PGP.

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.

The overwhelming sense of relief when your boss says they aren’t coming in today. PGP

Typing a few extra letters after a word to make sure that spell check is still doing it’s job. PGP.

Started calling my supervisor “Pledge Master” because I swear he’s hazing.