Being able to honestly tell your coworkers what you did this weekend, because it was lame. PGP.

Anytime I open a link in a new window instead of a new tab, I get irrationally angry. PGP.

I should probably start giving a shit. PGP.

My workout last week was mowing my parents’ lawn on a riding mower. PGP.

Three-day weekend means my credit card bill is through the roof. PGP.

Labor Day can’t come soon enough. PGP.

Crying at the end of “Animal House.” PGP.

The sense of impending doom that is returning to work after a holiday weekend. PGP.

Today my coworker told me I looked rough. I thought I looked nice today. PGP.