Our office blocked ESPN for the rest of the World Cup. PGP.

Looking at sleeping bums with envy as you walk to work in the morning. PGP.

Having an emotionless face all the time, like Patrick Bateman. PGP.

Going from fraternity secrets to office secrets. PGP.

Literally destroying your desk, apartment and car to find all this months receipts for your expense report. PGP.

My friend just told me she saw my boss at the bar watching the game. He told me he was going to Staples. PGP.

Took a day off to play golf then there was an unpredicted thunderstorm. PGP.

1: “What do you do for a living?” 2: “I don’t want to talk about it.” PGP.

Showing up to work early just to print out concert tickets on the color printer. PGP.

It’s 9:30 in the morning and I already feel like I need a beer. PGP.