I miss being able to relate to TFM. PGP.

LinkedIn suggested that I connect with the officer who arrested me freshman year. PGP.

Just celebrated my two-year anniversary. With my cat. PGP.

“What the fuck are we supposed to be doing?” PGP.

Answering the office phone is basically corporate Russian Roulette. PGP.

Deleted my birth year on Facebook. PGP.

Looking at Paris on Google Earth because you can’t afford vacation this summer. PGP.