7am vows to never drink again, 5pm decisions on what to drink first.

Not checking social media before work so I won’t get bored as quickly once I get to the office. PGP.

Someone at the office announced they were retiring today. I still have 40 more years. PGP

Going through the motions. PGP.

I’m still not sure who my actual boss is

I chose the wrong career path. PGP

“Thank you for scheduling your payment” Fuck off. PGP

Life becoming a fine balance between Officespace, the Truman Show, and Groundhog Day. PGP

When you wake up 3 minutes before your alarm will go off but you still try to fall back asleep anyway. PGP.