Just came to the realization that I am now older than 99.9% of college athletes. PGP.

Went to apologize to my boss for being late. He had no idea who I was. #PGP

Watering down your humor to make it office appropriate. PGP.

Only ten more months until I finally meet that three year work experience minimum. PGP.

I always pull out….of the driveway by 7:15. PGP

Still can’t grow a beard. PGP

Hell is the last 2 minutes of a close basketball game when you really need to get some sleep. #PGP