I had a 7:45 meeting scheduled for this morning. Client canceled at 7:38. PGP

Knowing a trained monkey could do your job, then realizing you are a trained monkey. PGP.

The maintenance guy is way cooler than I will ever be. PGP.

What the hell is Microsoft Access and why did I agree to do this?

Everyone is thinking it, I’ll just say it..fuck this place.

My coworkers joke, but I really do wish this place would burn to the ground. PGP.

My boss congratulated me for having 500+ connections.

Stuck in traffic so long this morning I got hungry and ate my lunch. PGP

Pulled up too far from the ATM and had to open my door. PGP