My PGP submission is currently live. Me, not so much. PGP

I upvote my own posts…sometimes. PGP.

“That’s probably before your time” always being before your time.

I’m an incredible interviewer but an awful employee #PGP

You don’t realize how capable you are of hating a person until you have to share a cubicle with them.

Watching your first day optimism and energy turn into cynicism and indifference. PGP

Your once funny twitter feed now becoming an outlet to aggressively attack poor customer service accounts.

I feel ashamed that I went in on a Saturday to “get work done” when I really just wanted alone time away from the wife and kid. I will likely do it again. PGP.

Drank on Friday. Hungover on Monday.