Over this job..I started 2 months ago. PGP
Used my gambling winnings to pay my rent.
While I really appreciate it, giving me my own office with a door was a big mistake as far as productivity goes. PGP.
I don’t go to happy hour with my coworkers for fear of getting drunk and telling them how much I hate them
#RideTheWave
My life goal is to be so successful that it hurts my ex girlfriends feelings. PGP
Get me the fuck out of here. PGP.
Making in 17 years what Andrew McCutchen took home in one paycheck. PGP.
The next time my coworkers see me I will be sunburnt and hungover. PGP.
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