She wanted a date. I invited her to a networking event instead.

She liked my LinkedIn post, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.

I’m just trying to not throw up PGP

My boss just called me his “technology guy” because I knew how to insert a picture into powerpoint.

Damn I should have been a teacher.

Getting hit with a “glad you decided to show up to work today” after being 5 minutes late. PGP.

Explaining memes to the office dinosaur…

Being peer pressured to take performance enhancing drugs by co-workers and management. I’m an accountant. PGP.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.