jld1392 6 years ago on The Style Mailbag, Edition 1 Grey jeans are solid. My go to at this point 0 Log in to reply or vote on comments
Grey jeans are solid. My go to at this point
I don’t even have a friggin window
She won’t call
I stumbled into a geography degree. GIS and cartography was the logical career progression.
You should have seen the bender my old roommate that is a teacher went on this summer. Eventually he was complaining about being bored, not actually the teaching part.
Try velveeta shells with a can of Rotel tomatoes and jalapeños mixed in
Have both actually, dick
Oh yeah, it really keeps me up at night
I guess I’m the absolute worst because I have no intention of ever using Venmo
Going to get drunk and real stoned tonight and stream Phish from MSG. Packing to move on Monday the rest of the weekend, and more drinking.
The “I don’t want to hang out with you” line is such a Larry David move
Have a feeling that ring wouldn’t be good enough for girl
Taking it easy tonight, then getting liquored up and going to a Reds game tomorrow night
So that’s how you got engaged
He definitely wears shorts above the knee
My ex-girlfriend tried to fuck me in the middle of a T-ball field adjacent to campus back in college when we were walking back from the bar one night. Due to my experience with campus police I chose not to proceed. Didn’t stop her from basically getting naked and losing her purse with her phone, wallet, and my keys. An employee mowing the field the next morning turned the purse in to the police. When the officer delivered the items after getting hold of her phone he was very curious why her clothes and these other items were on the field. TLDR – use good judgement even if inebriated.
No one mention penicillin?
I’ve been pulling for you, man
As the 69th comment, I just want to add that Barry Melrose is the man