I probably peaked at 21. Maybe 22. PGP.

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

Having the choice between taking PTO or driving 30 miles through snow and ice.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Of all the things that usually crush my soul on a Wednesday, I never expected one of them to be Netflix. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP

Is it seriously only Tuesday? PGP.

If I’m not going to be home by 10 I’m not going to do it. PGP.