Going out to the bar and wanting to be at home, staying in and wanting to be at the bar.

I jaywalked this morning just to feel alive

It’s easier just to lie to people and say I’m still in college

Chris Borland is my hero for retiring at 26. PGP.

Already thinking about how early you’ll go to bed tonight shortly after waking up.

Starting to recognize the same cars every morning on your commute. PGP.

My boss has half my education and twice my salary. PGP

I had Iowa State in the Final Four. PGP.

I had to reschedule my Netflix binge due to March Madness. PGP.