I fell asleep before the Blackhawks even got to OT last night. PGP.

Taking 2 hours of mental preparation for 10 minutes worth of work. PGP

That 2:30 feeling at 9 am. PGP.

If I can just make it to lunch, I’ll probably make it through the rest of the day. PGP.

Automatically downloading the apple watch app but not being anywhere close to being able to afford the actual watch #PGP

Every time my office has a fire drill I bring my car keys on the far off chance that its real and we’ll get to go home.

When things get hard, I go into the bathroom and listen to Styx’s “Come Sail Away” and remember my Caribbean cruise from three years ago.

Just realized I requested 4/20 off and now my boss thinks I’m a stoner.