Lying about having seen a YouTube video so you don’t have to stand there and watch it.

James Bond knows what the weight of an empty gun feels like. I’m the same way with my stapler. PGP.

Acromyms.PGP.

Just cracked open a tall boy…..of Arizona Iced Tea. PGP.

Saw an old college hookup on a reality show on Bravo. PGP

The gradual decline in goal setting from a six figure salary to a new office chair. PGP.

Being expected to dress like someone who makes $80,000 in order to make $25,000. PGP.

Work, pay bills, drink, repeat.

Bigger office, same paycheck. PGP.

I would give anything to sleep in for an 8am class.