I didn’t drink at all yesterday. This morning I feel like a million bucks, that I’ll probably never have. PGP.

Visited my college over the weekend. Blew my knee out running from the cops. PGP.

Came back home drunk on a Thursday night to hear, “How was your night honey?” From my mom.

I’m not going to pay my bills until lunchtime because I want to see my bank account with that money for just a little bit longer. PGP.

2 billion dollar company. 1 ply toilet paper. #PGP

Thinking long term

Tore my left ACL in 2012. Tore my right one Sunday night playing indoor soccer. I’ll have two knee surgeries before I’m 25. I’m giving up on sports for good. PGP.

Pretending to work is harder than actually working.

Chasing the mythological creature of “work/life balance”. PGP.

My team signed Tim Tebow. PGP