I’ve had the dad bod before dad bods were cool. PGP

Frantically pressing the close door button in the elevator at the sound of approaching footsteps. PGP.

Had Claritin-D and a Red Bull for breakfast this morning. PGP.

5 of my Facebook friends are celebrating birthdays today, and I don’t care about any of them

My boss just rejected my expense report for $7.00. PGP

I know far more about the history and corporate structure of Sterling Cooper than the company I actually work for. PGP

Booking a vacation over a year out, so I can save enough to pay for it. PGP.