I make fake reminders on post it notes and stick them to the edge of my monitor to seem busy. PGP

Finally found a job with my undergrad degree. It only took 4 years and 2 semesters of grad school.

‘Sunday Scaries’ turning into pulling a Peter Gibbons type week. PGP.

Passed out on my couch Friday night … My backs still sore. PGP

The hardest part of my job is pretending to care.

The day-after-graduation depression leading to a trip to home depot to find an adult hobby because binge-drinking is now frowned upon. PGP

Everyone in my office assumes they’re invited to my wedding. PGP

Sometimes I feel unprofessional for being a freelancer who works from home..But then I just roll over and take a 2:00 pm nap.