Just heard five people softy golf clap from their cubes. PGPM.

Summer and winter are the same season when you have no windows in your office.

I got 99 problems and money is all of them.

I can’t afford to be in another wedding.

I just googled “can you overdose on pepto bismol”. Turns out, yes. Yes, you can.

Getting invited on winetasting trips by people who grossly overestimate my salary. PGP.

Still haven’t done my taxes but I do know who has the best crawfish boils in my neighborhood. PGP.

Not even the day after tomorrow is Friday. PGP.

Clocking in at 8:30 am, being done at 12 pm, waiting to go home at 5 pm. PGP.

My weed guy can’t meet up because he “has the kids tonight”. PGP.