I got Kentucky taking it in all of my brackets. PGP.
Just staring at your computer screen in silence. PGP.
When your weekend plans are either “catch up on sleep” or “get blackout drunk”. PGP.
Your password expires in one day. PGP.
My coworker nicknamed his cubicle the “Thunder Dome” and lets everyone know it. PGP.
Wishing you could pull a Jake Locker and retire at 26. PGP.
Stop playing games. Tell them how you feel.
Pondering your lunch plan four hours before lunch. PGP.