Exchanging 30 emails on an issue that could have been cleared with a 30 second phone call. PGP.

Had a question about my 401(k). The guy I talked to laughed when he saw my balance. PGP.

Overdressing in order to actually be taken seriously. PGP.

Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.

Too old to have roommates. Too poor to live alone. PGP.

Wednesday: Finally feel recovered from the weekend. Thursday: Happy hour. PGP.

“Are you reading PGP right now?” PGP.

Looking at vacations I’ll never be able to afford. PGP.

My only regret from college is that I didn’t appreciate my hair when I still had the chance. PGP.

The person that talks to me the most during the day is the voice in the elevator. PGP.