Telling your buddies, “I had to get the Feds off my back” after making a student loan payment. PGP.

The simple joy of taking your shoes off at your desk. PGP.

Going to the bathroom out of sheer boredom. PGP.

Doing a Tiger pump when you see all the bathroom stalls are empty. PGP.

That moment of pure anguish right before getting out of your car in the morning. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Ugh. PGP.

LeBron James is demanding a max salary. I’m too scared to ask the IT guy to fix my computer. PGP.

Feeling guilty every time Wikipedia prompts you to donate, knowing that without it you wouldn’t have a degree or job. PGP.

My boss wanted to see an Excel video on YouTube, and I instinctively typed YouJizz. PGP.