Now that it’s sweater weather, I can wear my stained dress shirts again. PGP.

I just changed my Netflix password and got angry texts from three of my exes. HBO Go is next. PGPM.

Unsubscribing from the TFM email list. PGP.

One of these days, I’m going to scream “Shut the fuck up” out loud instead of in my head. PGP.

Seeing something NSFW online and immediately going to your phone to look at it. PGP.

I still hate it here. PGP.

My horrendous time management skills are only rivaled by Andy Reid. PGP.

It’s “mandatory overtime without pay” season. PGP.

“If you gave a fuck about your job as much as you do football…” -My Boss. PGP.

Having four dress shirts and two pairs of pants in the weekly rotation. PGP.