There’s someone in this city that wants to have sex with me, right? RIGHT?! PGP.
Work being an excuse to get away from my family during the holidays. PGP.
You are a better man than I.
A grocery store gift card for your Christmas bonus. PGP.
It’s lunchtime and I just realized my shirt is on inside out. PGP.
All I want for Christmas is for my coworkers to stop talking about their kids. PGP.
I just found out the girl I’ve been hooking up with has a kid. PGP.
Shooting for average. PGP.
Between email, phone and in person, I’ve used the same ‘Enjoy the Holidays’ salutation nearly 50 times today. PGP.
Our boss must celebrate Festivus, because he definitely just led an Airing of Grievances. PGP.
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