Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

I’ll just do it tomorrow.

Just reorganized my cubicle. Still looks like shit but at least I killed an hour. PGP.

That 2:30 feeling. PGP.

Describing how things are as the “same old shit” far too often than one should.

Really looking forward to Home Depot’s Memorial Day sale. PGP.

“We’ve gotta open a business so we can be our own boss.” PGP

I’ve been here almost two years and I can still touch all of the walls of my office at once

Being able to identify with workaholics characters. PGP

The biggest douche in my high school is now a famous actor in Hollywood. PGP.