Emails marked “High Importance”

I called in sick for being too sunburned. PGP

A college sophomore just said “yes sir” to me. PGP.

Took off a day to recover from my weekend. Felt incredibly guilty about it all day. PGP.

I’m still hung over from the 4th…

Having to lie about your weekly alcohol consumption for insurance purposes. PGP.

Slowly discovering all the spots you missed while shaving this morning. PGP.

Applying to other jobs while still on the clock. PGP.

Mad Men expectations, Office Space reality

Dress shirt + Sun burn = PGP.