Telling the incredibly censored version of what you did over the 4th of July weekend.

This day is dragging.

Driving 45 min to get to the office to do a job that I could do from home, and being the only person here PGP

Can’t wait to have Friday off so I can check out the 3 for 1 sale at Jos. A. Bank. PGP

Getting an adrenaline rush from speeding PGP

My piss is always dark yellow. PGP

The motion-censored bathroom lights going out mid-poop. PGP.

Jerseys from your childhood are now being worn as throwback jerseys

Feeling a buzz after 3 beers PGP

The only perk about getting to work early is getting a good parking spot.