Fell asleep half way through Letterman last night. PGP

“It’s just not my day” describing every day of your life. PGP.

That’s what I love about these interns, man. I get older, they stay the same age. PGP.

HR still uses internet explorer. #PGP

The “how many student loans do you have” conversation.

Avoiding bathroom eye contact with coworkers, like two shits passing in the night. PGP.

Looking forward to listening to my new audio book on my commute home tonight. #PGP

Woodford Reserve taste. Evan Williams budget. PGP

Boss just sat me down to discuss a new “distribution of responsibilities” in the office i.e. we’re giving you way more work but we will still pay you the same. PGP

Your boss complaining about being broke. PGP.