Someone brought a baby to my friend’s Christmas party. PGP.

Still haven’t bought Christmas presents for my family. PGP.

Just found out I’m working a full day Christmas Eve and the day after Christmas. PGP.

Hearing songs from your childhood on a classic rock station. PGP.

Our CEO just followed me on Twitter. PGP.

Going from living in a house filled with 30 of your best friends to a one bedroom apartment alone. PGP.

Making more money than I ever have in my life, still managing to be broke as fuck. PGP.

My life is now basically just waiting until I get to go to sleep again and then not being able to fall asleep when that time comes. PGP.

Johnny Manziel being stuck behind an incompetent veteran. PGP.

Internet Explorer is our default browser and I can’t change it. PGP.