Can’t wait to sell out. Maybe I already have. PGP.

The printer at work was making a painfully high pitched noise, and I was the only one young enough to hear it. PGP.

I’m driving 40 miles each way to a job I hate. PGP.

RSVPing for two with no idea who the other person will be. PGP.

Striking out on Tinder and moving to Plenty of Fish. PGP.

I might just spend all day today picking lint balls off my shirt. PGP.

My mom told me she was proud of me. I think she was trying to convince herself more than anything. PGP.

Coworkers talking to you about their kids going through rush. PGP.

Coworker asked if I had dental work done because my cheek looked swollen. I had a dip in. PGP.

Tindering at a wedding. PGP.