The most attractive girls at the office are always the summer interns. PGP.

People thinking you’re telling a joke when you tell them your salary. PGP.

Getting your biggest rush of the day from cutting people off at the exit ramp. PGP.

Office pregnancy announcement via mass email. PGP.

Paying your student loans on your lunch break. PGP.

Sneezed at the urinal, pissed on my tie. PGP.

Bank info was stolen, but none of the fraudulent charges went through because I don’t have enough money to afford the things they tried to buy. PGP.

How many girls have swiped left on my profile by mistake? PGP.

There was a fight outside my apartment last night. It was between two hobos for a piece of cardboard. PGP.

Not needing to prioritize food before women because you’re too poor to afford a date, but just “rich” enough to buy a nice frozen pizza. PGP.