Every time someone calls in sick, rumors swirl about that person interviewing at another firm.

My computer screen is visible to the majority of the office.

Walking quickly through the office to appear busy.

Not knowing what HQ Trivia and Fortnite are and having no desire to find out.

“So, are you dating anyone?” PGP.

Went to a wedding this weekend and fell when I was blacked out. Everyone at work is asking how I got the bruise on my face. PGP.