Being locked in a room with idiots all day. PGP.

Having adult acne. PGP.

Never been messaged on Bumble. PGP.

“Happy birthday! Do you have any plans?!” – colleague you’ve never talked to

My car is too old to drive for uber

I wish I was half as happy as I sound in my emails. PGP.

Getting written up for telling my boss “it’s not my job to vacuum” PGP

Assessing the growth of your bald spot in the mirror at work. PGP.

I don’t even try to hide my dislike for this place anymore.

The only thing that could salvage this day is seeing an intern cry