Not trusting anyone that washes their dishes with the communal sponge in the break room. PGP.

Not even acting like I’m working during the US Open. PGP

I’ve been at work for an hour, and the only work related thing I’ve done is start the coffee.

Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom. Just a man and his thoughts. PGP.

People going crazy over the Fed rate hike and I’m over here like what the fuck am I going to ear for dinner?

My bosses daughter added me on Facebook

Predicting tomorrow’s hangover. PGP

The fear of being hungover on Monday morning keeps me from drinking on Friday sometimes. PGP.

The soul crushing moment that you realize you’re officially a sellout. PGP.

Had a brief convo with the new guy today…. once he said he is 24 and married I walked away.