Seriously considering trying out for the Bachelorette #PGP

“You ready for the blizzard this weekend?”

Sent a picture of the girl I’ve been dating to my dad. He said “…Her? Well I’m glad we didn’t raise you to be shallow…” PGP.

I’m so jacked for tax season. PGP

“Yeah, but they’re not going to get to keep all that money. A lot of it will go to taxes.” PGP.

Instead of offering a pay raise my boss said “Time for you to find a rich husband”.

My 401K is down 2% this month. Better re-think going to Chillis for lunch. PGP

Kinda wishing all weekday sporting events are blowouts so you can turn it off and go to bed. PGP.